"San Francisco leads the world in the category……" — Dave Barry
"San Francisco leads the world in the category of Most People On The Sidewalk Holding Conversations With Purely Imaginary Companions."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Categories Quotes
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Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those…
— Russell Baker
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In the old days, you would have one lawyer to handle everything: speeding tickets, buying a house, contracts, litigation, real…
— James Belushi
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I think there are going to be a bunch of tablet-like devices. It's really a different product category.
— Jeff Bezos
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Intelligence is a moral category.
— Theodor Adorno
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Modernity is a qualitative, not a chronological, category.
— Theodor Adorno
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I earned two Emmy nominations for writing, and two of the shows I had written were nominated for best in…
— Rita Mae Brown
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And there is a time where you can be beyond yourself. You can be better than your technique. You can…
— Dave Brubeck
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I'm very much into making lists and breaking things apart into categories.
— David Byrne
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I'm listening to a lot of Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and Rihanna. A lot of pop female artists. I have…
— Steve Carell
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I have two different categories of favorite films. One is the emotional favorites, which means these are generally films that…
— John Carpenter
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People who truly love us can be divided into two categories: those who understand us, and those who forgive us…
— Jonathan Carroll
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In America, the professor talks to the mechanic. They are in the same category.
— Noam Chomsky
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