"Never trust anything you read in a travel…" — Dave Barry
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Article Quotes
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What makes me furious, not just because we're in an interview, but I don't like when writers take your words…
— Erykah Badu
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All the information you could want is constantly streaming at you like a runaway truck - books, newspaper stories, Web…
— Mario Batali
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Anybody who has had the pleasure of reading an article about themselves in the press knows that, on the whole,…
— Jo Brand
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I remember an article, I can't recall who by, it was after the fall of the Berlin Wall, which said…
— Claude Chabrol
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There is much that is difficult and challenging in the world today, my brothers and sisters, but there is also…
— Thomas S. Monson
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The lack of opportunity is ever the excuse of a weak, vacillating mind. Opportunities! Every life is full of them.…
— Orison Swett Marden
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The Harvard Business Review recently had an article called 'The Human Moment,' about how to make real contact with a…
— Daniel Goleman
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Every contrivance of man, every tool, every instrument, every utensil, every article designed for use, of each and every kind,…
— Robert Collier
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Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it
— Mark Twain
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I can't take my Catholic belief, my article of faith, and legislate it on a Protestant or a Jew or…
— John F. Kerry
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... I must say this concerning the great controversy over rifles and shotguns. The only thing I've ever said is…
— Malcolm X
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All of us who study the origin of life find that the more we look into it, the more we…
— Harold Urey
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