"He was distracted by a giggle, and turned……" — Dave Barry
"He was distracted by a giggle, and turned to see a rare sight: a girl."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Distracted Quotes
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I'm a person of whim, and easily distracted. I don't like multitasking. When I'm doing one thing, I like to…
— Margaret Atwood
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I think there are times when you walk onto a set you can potentially be either intimidated or distracted by…
— Eric Bana
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You cannot control your own population by force, but it can be distracted by consumption.
— Noam Chomsky
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Generally we waste our lives, distracted from our true selves, in endless activity. Meditation is the way to bring us…
— Sogyal Rinpoche
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Because the demands on the goalie are mostly mental, it means that for a goalie the biggest enemy is himself.…
— Ken Dryden
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There's no greater sign of the failure of the American educational system than the extent to which Americans are distracted…
— Neil deGrasse Tyson
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When you are passionate, you always have your destination in sight and you are not distracted by obstacles. Because you…
— Mike Krzyzewski
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I think what has happened to our basketball team, we've been badly distracted. They're not reading too many positive things…
— Bill Russell
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It's just I might get distracted, and I get lost kind of easily, and sometimes I have really bad days...when,…
— Neil Gaiman
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Sometimes you really dig a girl, the moment you kiss her, And then you get distracted by her older sister.
— John Sebastian
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Be careful to not haul around in our lives so many nice but unnecessary things that we are distracted and…
— David A. Bednar
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Ours is supposed to be a government in which classes and distinctions melt into a harmonious whole. Until we reach…
— Timothy Thomas Fortune
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