"Childbirth, as a strictly physical phenomenon, is comparable……" — Dave Barry
"Childbirth, as a strictly physical phenomenon, is comparable to driving a United Parcel truck through an inner tube."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Childbirth Quotes
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one of 110 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I am not finding pregnancy much of a joy. I am afraid of childbirth, but I am afraid I can't…
— Brigitte Bardot
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On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
— Bruce Willis
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Poverty is a lot like childbirth - you know it is going to hurt before it happens, but you'll never…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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The suburban housewife - she was the dream image of the young American women and the envy, it was said,…
— Betty Friedan
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The Church has opposed every innovation and discovery from the day of Galileo down to our own time, when the…
— Mark Twain
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Back in the days when men were hunters and chest beaters and women spent their whole lives worrying about pregnancy…
— Erica Jong
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Discrimination and multiple deprivations of human rights are also frequently part of the problem, sentencing entire populations to poverty... It…
— Navi Pillay
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Singin' in the Rain (1952) and childbirth were the two hardest things I ever had to do in my life.
— Debbie Reynolds
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Decades from now, people will look back and wonder how societies could have acquiesced in a sex slave trade in…
— Sheryl WuDunn
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It is not only that we want to bring about an easy labor, without risking injury to the mother or…
— Grantly Dick-Read
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According to physiological law, all natural, normal functions of the body are achieved without peril or pain. Birth is a…
— John Dye
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A pregnant woman is like a beautiful flowering tree, but take care when it comes time for the harvest that…
— Peter Jackson
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