"2. The instant the doors open, you want……" — Dave Barry
"2. The instant the doors open, you want to push forward as hard as possible, in an effort to get onto the train without letting anybody off. This is very important. If anybody does get off, it is legal to tackle him and drag him back on."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
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