"When I want your opinion, I'll remove the……" — Darynda Jones
"When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT"
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248 Quotes by Darynda Jones
Darynda Jones has 248 quotes on this site.
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you…
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Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and…
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then…
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And…
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and…
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
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I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think…
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More Duct Quotes
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one of 51 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Guns make you stupidbetter to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart.
— Jeffrey Donovan
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There's rumors in the Twittersphere. If I find out that any of my officer is giving out drug and alcohol…
— Ice Cube
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Just the other day someone threw a bra duct-taped to a tennis ball. I just stood there, playing guitar, thinking…
— Dave Grohl
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I'll say this about the war protesters: At least most of them are only putting duct tape across their mouths…
— Dennis Miller
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Philosophers get attention only when they appear to be doing something sinister--corrupting the youth, undermining the foundations of civilization, sneering…
— Richard Rorty
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Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.
— Jase Robertson
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Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining,…
— Dave Barry
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Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back.
— Orson Scott Card
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They’ve taken their own precautions against Al Qaeda. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct…
— Argus Hamilton
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I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get…
— Johnny Knoxville
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Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.
— Andy Weir
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Parents are supposed to give the child back to herself with love. If they've got duct tape over their eyes…
— Jane Fonda
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