Duct Quotes
51 quotes by 40 authors
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Guns make you stupidbetter to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart.
— Jeffrey Donovan
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There's rumors in the Twittersphere. If I find out that any of my officer is giving out drug and alcohol I send their ass to…
— Ice Cube
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Just the other day someone threw a bra duct-taped to a tennis ball. I just stood there, playing guitar, thinking how this was totally premeditated.…
— Dave Grohl
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I'll say this about the war protesters: At least most of them are only putting duct tape across their mouths so I can still tell…
— Dennis Miller
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Philosophers get attention only when they appear to be doing something sinister--corrupting the youth, undermining the foundations of civilization, sneering at all we hold dear.…
— Richard Rorty
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Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.
— Jase Robertson
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Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force…
— Dave Barry
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Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back.
— Orson Scott Card
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They’ve taken their own precautions against Al Qaeda. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and…
— Argus Hamilton
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I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to…
— Johnny Knoxville
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Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.
— Andy Weir
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Parents are supposed to give the child back to herself with love. If they've got duct tape over their eyes because of narcissism, it doesn't…
— Jane Fonda
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But just now, he'd gotten on his knees and proposed marriage, like in a television commercial for a diamond ring. Except of course they had…
— Nancy Werlin
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Why would we ever want to go back when your world is so accommodating with your telephones and your guns and what's that sticky stuff…
— Cornelia Funke
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Such a bad mistake it would be, to embark on marriage and adult life without a nice supply of duct tape.
— Nancy Werlin
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What's that sticky stuff called? Basta: Duct tape. Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape.
— Cornelia Funke
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I seriously needed an extra-strength magic pillow, because my ba refused to stay put. [And no, Sadie, I don't think wrapping my head in duct…
— Rick Riordan
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Lone women shouldn't stop in the middle of nowhere for giant unkempt strangers with duct tape on their faces.
— Lee Child
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.
— Oprah Winfrey
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One down," Beckendorf said. "About five thousand to go." He tossed me a jar of thick green liquid—Greek fire, one of the most dangerous magical…
— Rick Riordan
Who Wrote These Duct Quotes
40 authors contributed a total of 51 Duct Quotes, led by these top contributors: