Duct Quotes
51 quotes by 37 authors
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Yeah sure,why not?"i said,making a mental note to get a good look at his wings. For all I knew, they were remote-controlled and duct taped…
— James Patterson
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Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend.
— Karen Marie Moning
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He slung off his backpack. He'd managed to grab a lot of supplies at the Napa Bargain Mart: a portable GPS, duct tape, lighter, superglue,…
— Rick Riordan
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Stop smiling!†she ordered. “I can see you, Carter. Oh…and, uh, hullo, Walt.†The pot monster made squeaky grinding noises as it stood up straight.…
— Rick Riordan
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When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
— Darynda Jones
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Mort drove one of those little hybrid cars that, when not running on gasoline, was fueled by idealism. It was made out of crepe paper…
— Jim Butcher
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When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct?
— Larry Wall
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At first, they told me it was just bile-duct cancer, but once they went in, they removed the gallbladder, the head of my pancreas, and…
— Sharon Jones
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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.
— Unknown Author
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Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
— Unknown Author
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If you cant fix it with duct tape or a martini; it aint worth fixing.
— Orebela Gbenga
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If Tylenol, Duct Tape, or a Band Aid can't fix it... you have a serious problem!
— Ana Chable
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No more lightning to harness, All out of thread, Last of my Lego's, No more glue, Or duct tape, Love's Champion, Her Fool, Falls, Into…
— Eric Nickel
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When they searched my car, they said that they found a gasoline canister and I think duct tape. Who wouldn't have a gasoline canister on…
— Sherman Austin
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Tough guys get duct-taped and butt-raped, And then wine like crushed grape.
— French Montana
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Sitting on white bricks, wrapped in duct tape. Thirty minutes flat, I could bake a whole cake.
— Unknown Author
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I got in a lot of trouble from my stepfather for using his duct tape, to tape up my school skirt. So the inside of…
— Florence And The Machine
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There are three things pageant women do. There`s the Vaseline thing, which I didn`t do. There`s duct-taping your boobs, which I never did because I`m…
— Jeri Ryan
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Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the floor,…
— Peter Griffin
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Silence is Golden but Duct Tape is Silver
— Brooke M
Who Wrote These Duct Quotes
37 authors contributed a total of 51 Duct Quotes, led by these top contributors: