Duct Quotes

51 quotes by 37 authors

Yeah sure,why not?"i said,making a mental note to get a good look at his wings. For all I knew, they were remote-controlled and duct taped… — James Patterson
Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend. — Karen Marie Moning
He slung off his backpack. He'd managed to grab a lot of supplies at the Napa Bargain Mart: a portable GPS, duct tape, lighter, superglue,… — Rick Riordan
Stop smiling!â€ she ordered. â€œI can see you, Carter. Ohâ€¦and, uh, hullo, Walt.â€ The pot monster made squeaky grinding noises as it stood up straight.… — Rick Riordan
When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones
Mort drove one of those little hybrid cars that, when not running on gasoline, was fueled by idealism. It was made out of crepe paper… — Jim Butcher
When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct? — Larry Wall
At first, they told me it was just bile-duct cancer, but once they went in, they removed the gallbladder, the head of my pancreas, and… — Sharon Jones
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. — Unknown Author
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. — Unknown Author
If you cant fix it with duct tape or a martini; it aint worth fixing. — Orebela Gbenga
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, or a Band Aid can't fix it... you have a serious problem! — Ana Chable
No more lightning to harness, All out of thread, Last of my Lego's, No more glue, Or duct tape, Love's Champion, Her Fool, Falls, Into… — Eric Nickel
When they searched my car, they said that they found a gasoline canister and I think duct tape. Who wouldn't have a gasoline canister on… — Sherman Austin
Tough guys get duct-taped and butt-raped, And then wine like crushed grape. — French Montana
Sitting on white bricks, wrapped in duct tape. Thirty minutes flat, I could bake a whole cake. — Unknown Author
I got in a lot of trouble from my stepfather for using his duct tape, to tape up my school skirt. So the inside of… — Florence And The Machine
There are three things pageant women do. There`s the Vaseline thing, which I didn`t do. There`s duct-taping your boobs, which I never did because I`m… — Jeri Ryan
Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the floor,… — Peter Griffin
Silence is Golden but Duct Tape is Silver — Brooke M

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