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- One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.
- Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
- Sitting on white bricks, wrapped in duct tape. Thirty minutes flat, I could bake a whole cake.
- Vodka; it kinda fixes everything like duct tape
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