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- Guns make you stupidbetter to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart. — Jeffrey Donovan
- There's rumors in the Twittersphere. If I find out that any of my officer is giving out drug and alcohol I send… — Ice Cube
- Just the other day someone threw a bra duct-taped to a tennis ball. I just stood there, playing guitar, thinking how this… — Dave Grohl
- I'll say this about the war protesters: At least most of them are only putting duct tape across their mouths so I… — Dennis Miller
- Philosophers get attention only when they appear to be doing something sinister--corrupting the youth, undermining the foundations of civilization, sneering at all… — Richard Rorty
- Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords. — Jase Robertson
- Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control,… — Dave Barry
- Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back. — Orson Scott Card
- They’ve taken their own precautions against Al Qaeda. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a… — Argus Hamilton
- I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to… — Johnny Knoxville
- Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped. — Andy Weir
- Parents are supposed to give the child back to herself with love. If they've got duct tape over their eyes because of… — Jane Fonda