Duct Tape Quotes

43 quotes by 34 authors

Guns make you stupidbetter to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart. — Jeffrey Donovan
I'll say this about the war protesters: At least most of them are only putting duct tape across their mouths so I can still tell… — Dennis Miller
Philosophers get attention only when they appear to be doing something sinister--corrupting the youth, undermining the foundations of civilization, sneering at all we hold dear.… — Richard Rorty
Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords. — Jase Robertson
Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force… — Dave Barry
Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back. — Orson Scott Card
Theyâ€™ve taken their own precautions against Al Qaeda. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and… — Argus Hamilton
I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to… — Johnny Knoxville
Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped. — Andy Weir
Parents are supposed to give the child back to herself with love. If they've got duct tape over their eyes because of narcissism, it doesn't… — Jane Fonda
But just now, he'd gotten on his knees and proposed marriage, like in a television commercial for a diamond ring. Except of course they had… — Nancy Werlin
Why would we ever want to go back when your world is so accommodating with your telephones and your guns and what's that sticky stuff… — Cornelia Funke
Such a bad mistake it would be, to embark on marriage and adult life without a nice supply of duct tape. — Nancy Werlin
What's that sticky stuff called? Basta: Duct tape. Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape. — Cornelia Funke
I seriously needed an extra-strength magic pillow, because my ba refused to stay put. [And no, Sadie, I don't think wrapping my head in duct… — Rick Riordan
Lone women shouldn't stop in the middle of nowhere for giant unkempt strangers with duct tape on their faces. — Lee Child
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together. — Oprah Winfrey
One down," Beckendorf said. "About five thousand to go." He tossed me a jar of thick green liquidâ€”Greek fire, one of the most dangerous magical… — Rick Riordan
Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend. — Karen Marie Moning
He slung off his backpack. He'd managed to grab a lot of supplies at the Napa Bargain Mart: a portable GPS, duct tape, lighter, superglue,… — Rick Riordan

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