Best Duct Tape Quotes

43 Duct Tape quotes by 30 unique authors

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. — Unknown Author
If you cant fix it with duct tape or a martini; it aint worth fixing. — Orebela Gbenga
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, or a Band Aid can't fix it... you have a serious problem! — Ana Chable
No more lightning to harness, All out of thread, Last of my Lego's, No more glue, Or duct tape, Love's Champion, Her Fool, Falls, Into… — Eric Nickel
When they searched my car, they said that they found a gasoline canister and I think duct tape. Who wouldn't have a gasoline canister on… — Sherman Austin
Sitting on white bricks, wrapped in duct tape. Thirty minutes flat, I could bake a whole cake. — Trae
I got in a lot of trouble from my stepfather for using his duct tape, to tape up my school skirt. So the inside of… — Florence And The Machine
Silence is Golden but Duct Tape is Silver — Brooke M
Home invasions, duct tape. Fornicating, counting money with a fuck face. — Rick Ross
Nothing can mend this broken heart of mine not even with duct tape. — Jay Bui
Vodka; it kinda fixes everything like duct tape — Unknown Author
If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. — Unknown Author
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. — Nikhil Saluja
First Aid Kit? You mean Duct Tape. — Nikhil Saluja
Hey duct tape, what's REALLY bothering you? — Nikhil Saluja
Amazing Home Remedies: You need only two tools in life... WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it… — Nikhil Saluja
A person needs only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't,… — Carissa Aydaa
Whenever I start to feel like a failure I just remember there's no duct tape on my car and everything is better. — Nikhil Saluja

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