"Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with…" — Darynda Jones
"Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!"
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248 Quotes by Darynda Jones
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you…
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Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and…
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then…
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And…
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and…
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
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I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think…
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I began wearing hats as a young lawyer because it helped me to establish my professional identity. Before that, whenever…
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In the morning we received some very thin coffee. For lunch we had potato soup with a few pieces of…
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I have walked into the palaces of kings and queens and into the houses of presidents. And much more. But…
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Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
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Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven't had our coffee, in which…
— Martha Beck
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I served seven years as the chair of the Princeton economics department where I had responsibility for major policy decisions,…
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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
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Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.
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I gave up coffee. It's almost worse than giving up a lover.
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I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I…
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When I was 6 years old, I was in a rock band that was horrible called 'Dead End.' The name…
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