Stupid Things Quotes

177 quotes by 158 authors

When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I would make these… — J. J. Abrams
When I was a kid, I would do stupid things on my bike. I'd jump any ramp, I'd jump over people, I'd jump over things… — Eric Bana
And maybe I'm a little smarter now than I was before for all the stupid things I've done. — Herb Brooks
The only thing that ever consoles man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them. — Oscar Wilde
For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless. And then it occurred to me that… — Bill Bryson
One of the most stupid things to do is to pretend you are smart. When you pretend to be smart, you are at the height… — Robert Kiyosaki
People do stupid things in the heat of the moment. I've been in Vegas where I've gotten married for, like, five minutes. — Lance Bass
When a man publishes a book, there are so many stupid things said that he declares he'll never do it again. The praise is almost… — Sherwood Anderson
You have to believe in God before you can say there are things that man was not meant to know. I don't think there's anything… — David Cronenberg
I wonder how it is that Iâ€™m fooling so many people, Iâ€™m doing one of the most stupid things in the worldâ€¦and people seem to… — Cindy Sherman
I do, kind of, spend a lot. And just on stupid things. Because I don't really know what to do. What are you supposed to… — Rupert Grint
I can't lie, I did a lot of really, really stupid things, and it was because it was my way of crying for help. — Kelly Osbourne
Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes it makes you… — Jackson Rathbone
If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things. — Homer
Thats the hard part about sport: as men we havent started to be in our prime, but as athletes we are old people. I needed… — Boris Becker
Nobody is exempt from saying stupid things, the harm is to do it presumptuously. — Michel de Montaigne
The key to running a good marathon is to not listen to anyone's advice the last week before the race. That's when people tend to… — Don Kardong
Life is very full of sex, or should be. As much as I admire Tolkien - and I do, he was a giant of fantasy… — George R. R. Martin
Unix was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever things. — Douglas Gwyn
I've said some stupid things and some wrong things, but not that. No one involved in computers would ever say that a certain amount of… — Bill Gates

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