““Once more the good lady has missed my point. I begin to feel as if I were conversing in a foreign language or with somebody very deaf. There was an old gentleman at Hythe who prided himself upon his hearing. A conversation with him was always fraught with surprises. I remember asking him whether he had been for a long walk today, to which he replied smilingly, ‘Yes, May is my favourite month too.’ Decide that Mrs. McTurk suffers from mental deafness. She has ears but hears not –””