Dog Quote by D.E. Stevenson

“I pulled the fork out of the dog and lifted him into my arms and hugged him. He was leaking blood from the fork-holes.…

— Mark Haddon (Author

“in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here," says…

— Various

“There were five full glasses of wine in front of me, but the wine teacher told us that we were not allowed to drink…

— Jenny Lawson

“I feed Volnay, who eats in her unusual way, delicately removing one piece of kibble at a time from her bowl, placing it on…

— Stacey Ballis

“Didn’t have much choice. Couldn’t handle the whining.” “She whines?” “Not her, but a teacup poodle.” “Canines have teacup poodle shifters now?”

— Shelly Laurenston

“Oh, you poor, dear, old boy…come here for a pat on the head.” We encountered a very ancient-appearing, dejected Australian Shepherd mix of a…

— Susie Duncan Sexton

“I wondered if having conversations with your dog was less crazy than babbling to yourself when no one else was around. I guess it…

— Deb Baker

“black lab and the other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the lab walker says, "Let's get a beer." The other guy retorts, "We can't…

— Various

“Who knew that dog saliva can mend a broken heart?”

— Jennifer Neal

“Your dog looks dirty. You could give it a bath, or I could piss on it for free. Or you could pay me to…

— Jarod Kintz

“Even through all of this, sometimes I wanted to lift up her chin and say, "Don't you see that is your dog?" Don't you…

— Alison Espach

“The taxi driver dropped them off back at the Wabasha Street Caves and drove off clutching a huge tip and muttering under his breath…

— Deborah Blake