Front door Quote by Connie Brockway
““You can’t carry me out your front door in the middle of the day and drop me on the sidewalk!” “I wasn’t going to.” He sounded offended. “I was going to carry you to your cab.” “That’s worse!” she exclaimed, drawing a confused look from him. Good heavens, one would think he’d no idea how one got rid of a female visitor without being seen! “I can’t be seen in public looking like this, Mr. Powell. One leg of my pants is missing—and heaven knows, no respectable woman wears pants to begin with—” “You look very nice in them,” he said. She perked up at that. She didn’t think they looked so awfully bad, either. “Thank you. They’re ever so comfortable, too, and—” What was she thinking? They were drawing perilously near the front door and he still showed no signs of releasing her. “That’s beside the point! I shouldn’t be wearing them and you know it. Just as you know you can’t be seen carrying me out of your house, and no,” she answered his expression as clearly as if he’d spoken out loud, “it would not be better if you waited and carried me out tonight.””
About This Quote
A comedic exchange exposing gendered expectations about propriety, visibility, and the absurdities of social etiquette when a woman confronts a man about her appearance and his behavior.
In simple terms: Gendered etiquette clash in a humorous scene.
Key Takeaway
Social norms can become farcical when taken literally.
Themes
gender roles
social etiquette
humor
miscommunication
power dynamics
Mood
witty
ironic
lighthearted
Type
dialogue
humorous anecdote
When to use this quote
- office breakroom banter
- theatrical dialogue
- dating scenarios
- comedic sketches
Key Concepts
politeness
public perception
body language
Practical Applications
- scriptwriting for sitcoms
- teaching conversational nuance
Questions to Reflect On
- What does the dialogue reveal about expectations of modesty?
- How does humor defuse tension in gendered conflicts?
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