"According to a new survey, 40 percent of……" — Conan O'Brien
"According to a new survey, 40 percent of adults in Mexico say they would move to the United States if they got a chance. The number would have been higher, but the other 60 percent already live here."
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151 Quotes by Conan O'Brien
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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her…
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as…
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He is rich or poor according to what he is, not according to what he has.
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