New Survey Quotes
- According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women.… — Robert De Niro
- According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider… — Jay Leno
- A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going… — Craig Ferguson
- A new survey shows that the American public is more conservative now than at any point since 1952. The bad news is that all the… — Fred Thompson
- A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other hand,… — Conan O'Brien
- A new survey indicates that Obama supporters love iPhones. So if you have an iPhone, chances are you are going to be supporting President Obama.… — David Letterman
- USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population. — David Letterman
- According to a new survey, 40 percent of adults in Mexico say they would move to the United States if they got a chance. The… — Conan O'Brien
- According to a new survey, the national average price for regular gasoline rose about 15 cents in the last two weeks. Meaning that if gas… — Seth Meyers