Inspiration Quote by Cliff Graham

“You don't need words to talk to HIm. Words are for the priests. He doesn't care for words. He knows only your thoughts and…

— R. N. Prasher

“The chain of command, I wear it around my neck.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Um…I am the ghoooooost of your dauuuuuuuughter! My spirit haunts the earthly realm! I shall never be at peace…unless I have these jeans. Don’t…

— Tamara Summers

“We wear him like chains.”

— Kendare Blake

“Ah, for the love of God. Keep it in your pants, Danny, or I swear I’ll find you a chastity belt if I have…

— Hunter Raines

“I hesitate a moment. Wearing his dressing gown seems a bit cutesy. A bit Let me put on your great big manly shirt and…

— Sophie Kinsella

“And when you spoke to me, I did not know That to my life's high altar came its priest.”

— Sara Teasdale

“Welshmen,” she exclaimed. “Any one of them could talk his way past a chastity belt.”

— Lisa Kleypas

“I wanted to tell him my new clothes were down to a medical condition, but when I tried to speak, all that came out…

— Tim Collins

“Oh, very well," he said crossly. "Come along if you must, but please keep quiet so I may think. I need to think!" "Yes,…

— Rick Yancey

“Would you like me to rid you of it?” “The priest?” “The dress.”

— Darynda Jones

“I notice you're not wearing any... galloshes ;)”

— Weird Al Yankovic