Quote by Weird Al Yankovic

“Sometimes your gallop just isn't what it used to be. And neither is your horsemanship.”

— Dyna Moe

“Don't be the rider who gallops all night and never sees the horse that is beneath him.”

— Jalaluddin Rumi

“I wear dresses most of the time. If I wore a skirt or pants my panties would show because of all the people pulling…

— Karen E. Quinones Miller

“Do you actually wear those in public?” “Only when I go out in them.”

— Darynda Jones

“You are never fully dressed until you put on a smile!”

— Les Miserables

“between various props and clothes, tucked away where no one would bother them.”

— Paul Pilkington

“Keep your head high and your skirt down.”

— Marie Rudisill the Fruitcake Lady

“Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.”

— Jill Conner Browne

“saddle, brushes down my gown, hands me my hat,”

— Philippa Gregory

“You are never fully dressed without perfume!”

— C. JoyBell C

“Galloping here Galloping there Rollicking, frolicking, everywhere! (Tala's favorite part...)”

— Lynley Dodd

“I always say, if you must mount the gallows, give a jest to the crowd, a coin to the hangman, and make the drop…

— Robert Jordan