Baby Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

I remember when Lindbergh arrived in Paris, I was one of the first persons to know about his landing, because as the French people…

— Josephine Baker

Yes, and when I had Aaron, he left me, and I didn't know how to raise a child. And I wasn't close to my…

— Lynn Johnston

I was kidnapped by aliens, they came down from outer space with ray guns, but I fooled them by wearing a wig and laughing…

— Neil Gaiman

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

— Rodney Dangerfield

It was honestly like 'Annie.' One day I was alone in a cold, dark Eastern European orphanage, and then the next day I was…

— Oksana Masters

I remember I was a little girl when Elizabeth Taylor stole Eddie Fisher from America's Sweetheart, Debbie Reynolds, and the reaction back then was…

— Jacki Weaver

I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.

— Thom Yorke

When I was a kid, I had a rag doll named Lucy, whom I took everywhere with me. I lost her when I was 12.

— Camilla Luddington

I had this extraordinarily bizarre moment when, two Fridays ago, my missus gave birth to our second child at 11am and by the same…

— Mark Strong

I almost got my babysitter arrested when I was 7.

— Noah Cyrus

I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

— Anonymous

I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office.

— George W. Bush