Breakfast Quote by Chris Gethard

“I take medications every morning and night - they're my breakfast, and they're my dessert. I love them.” quote by Chris Gethard — Download Open image

“I take medications every morning and night - they're my breakfast, and they're my dessert. I love them.”

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