Dog Quote by Chris Elliott

I missed the boat when I was doing Late Night.

— Chris Elliott

“The majestic architecture, the cultivated manners, the simplicity of life, the disregard for one's fellow man, the plagues, the rampant corruption, the unmitigated racism,…

— Chris Elliott

I haven't really auditioned much in my career. I've been lucky in terms of the feature work; it's mostly been people that have been…

— Chris Elliott

I'm not a competitive person.

— Chris Elliott

That's what keeps me up at three in the morning: Who's looking at reviews of Cabin Boy right now?

— Chris Elliott

I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy.

— Chris Elliott

I was the class clown, but I was a reluctant class clown because I was always and still am somewhat embarrassed by performing. I…

— Chris Elliott

“The sun is the hottiest planet, and it would burn you if you tried to eat it.”

— Chris Elliott

But I don't think I was ever destined to be a big star.

— Chris Elliott

Somehow, by just continually pestering the general public by appearing on television, they accepted me and wanted more.

— Chris Elliott

I think the whole idea of me was that I wasn't going to be but that I wanted to be, desperately.

— Chris Elliott

Probably the most fun I've ever had, actually, acting. Because it was the perfect extension of the stuff that I'd started to do on…

— Chris Elliott