Quote by Charlie Day Download Open image “Chad Ochocinco twittered a picture of himself wearing a dick towel.” — Charlie Day ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“He's wearing my favourite shirt – otherwise known as The Sexiest Shirt Known to Man, an item of clothing that emphasises every contour of… — Jane Costello Copy Share Image
“Oh God, he thought. “I’m sorry, I thought I heard you say to come in.” “I did.” “But you’re only wearing a towel.” “What… — J.L. Sheppard Copy Share Image
“I GET DICKS PICS EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE. I WONDER WHY? I SIMPLY POSTED MY NEWLY PURCHASED LACED UNDIES ON MY BLOG.” — Lara Patrao Copy Share Image
When people say, 'I'm tired of seeing Bob on a T-shirt,' I say, 'Well, you have to let him know that, because he printed… — Cedella Marley Copy Share Image
“As if he could read her mind, Chad chose that very moment to look up from his What to Expect book. “Says here some… — Lori Ryan Copy Share Image
Somewhere in the world there's a fat guy jumping in a pool with his shirt on. This tweet is for you fat guy! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“A jacketless Murdoch resumes his quiz, brushing off the assault as 'an overexcited autograph-hunter wanting to have his shaving foam signed.” — Andy Zaltzman Copy Share Image
“His hand drifted up Jared’s spine and into his hair. For a moment, he just stroked Jared’s scalp, the movements slow, almost tender. “Always… — Aleksandr Voinov Copy Share Image
“Once Greg’s satisfied that I’m taped sufficiently, he films me some more, and says I can find myself on YouTube under ‘dickhead’. I suggest… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“I memorized the maze of intricate blue veins beneath his skin. His dark pubic hair was coarse, but not completely unruly, like he'd trimmed… — Whitney Bianca Copy Share Image
“Are we talking granny panties or lace?” Chad howled with laughter. Roland tightened his grip around me but kept me moving. I lifted my… — Nicole Grane Copy Share Image
“I already felt naked as it was, and I didn’t want to be touched. He shivered. “She’s got a fiancé,” I told him. “What… — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
You're happy that people are seeing your work. As for the critics, it really hurts when they knock you. — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
In my theater days I assumed that you had to get rid of yourself to do a character well, and I don’t think I… — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
I went to college to be a jock and to play on the baseball team. And then, I got cut and realized that that… — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
It doesn't really matter to me whether the 7-year-olds are big fans of my work. I'm happy just to be working at all. I… — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
I was the world's smallest man, covered in freckles with a squeaky, scratchy voice. And I still am, but I've learned to love myself. — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
As an actor, sometimes you feel a pressure to change yourself from time to time. — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
You live your comedic life close to the edge, you're gonna cross the line and offend people. — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
There are certain episodes that on the page I thought, "Oh boy, this is going to be the funniest episode." And there are other… — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
Writing is like pulling your hair out. You have nothing, and you can't think of anything, but you have to think of something. — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
If we were on NBC we would have been canceled by now. It's the perfect marriage with FX, they let us get away with… — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
Im choosing my words carefully cause Im sure, when it comes to being naked with Jennifer Aniston, they will be printed. But, believe it… — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
