Asparagus Quote by Charles Lamb

Actually I love asparagus.

— Wayne Static

Good luck with your asparagus.

— Eric Holder

Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up.

— James Patterson

“I wish my powers were good for things like picking out asparagus. Is there a way to divine where the asparagus came from? Why…

— Kelly Thompson

Good asparagus needs minimal treatment and is best eaten with few other ingredients.

— Yotam Ottolenghi

“Asparagus is the serpent of the vegetable world.”

— Jarod Kintz

“As quick as boiled asparagus!”

— Robert Graves

Romesco with asparagus is simple and brilliant.

— Anonymous

Some people are like ants. Give them a warm day and a piece of ground and they start digging. There the similarity ends. Ants…

— Hal Borland

Asparagus is the best at de-bloating, since it helps flush out the bad stuff.

— David Kirsch

“Are asparaguses just artichokes that haven’t grown properly? Like they started smoking and got really skinny, like supermodels?”

— Jenny Lawson

I love fresh vegetables and we always include them in our meals. I don't force my kids to eat asparagus, but they do eat…

— Alison Sweeney