Hardest thing Quote by Kelly Thompson

“Are asparaguses just artichokes that haven’t grown properly? Like they started smoking and got really skinny, like supermodels?”

— Jenny Lawson

Asparagus inspires gentle thoughts.

— Charles Lamb

“Asparagus is the serpent of the vegetable world.”

— Jarod Kintz

Good luck with your asparagus.

— Eric Holder

“As quick as boiled asparagus!”

— Robert Graves

“We dug the asparagus, and tonight Aunt Charlotte cooked it for me herself with butter and melted cheese. I ate a whole plateful and…

— Kathryn Lasky

Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up.

— James Patterson

“When they have opened you up like a ripe fruit they devour your juices and then spit you out like the seed.”

— U.F. Shah

Good asparagus needs minimal treatment and is best eaten with few other ingredients.

— Yotam Ottolenghi

“THE ASPARAGUS of the world are disappearing.  Container ships of the vegetable are being hijacked every day.  Asparagus farms and even private gardens are…

— Holland Dayze

Some people are like ants. Give them a warm day and a piece of ground and they start digging. There the similarity ends. Ants…

— Hal Borland

“He draws asparagus and cabbages, but he's obsessed with artichokes. He draws them more than any other vegetable. Why artichokes?" George drained his glass.…

— Allegra Goodman