Quote by Cath Crowley

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

“To hear you tell it, you'd think man was only put on this earth to keep urinals from going to waste.”

— Barbara Kingsolver

“I don't like a clever toilet looking at our butts.”

— Emma Donoghue

“Do you have any idea how many times I’ve wanted to turn you into a turd and flush you down the toilet?”

— Quinn Loftis

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“Show me a filthy public restroom and I’ll show you a society where discipline and order have broken down.”

— Lourd Ernest H. de Veyra

“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?”

— Nenia Campbell

“Toilet bowl basins need to be deeper, because every time I sit down my penis clogs the pipe.”

— Jarod Kintz

“be sick or anything make sure you make it to the toilet.”

— Madison Grace

“I’ve become one of those parents who demand their children go to the bathroom. “But I don’t have to.” “Well, go anyway.”

— Jim Gaffigan

“When a guy at the urinal says to me, "If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it," I like to look…

— Jarod Kintz

“On Being Afraid to Use the Elementary School Bathrooms to Defecate “Son, you're complaining to the wrong man. I can shit anywhere, at any…

— Justin Halpern