Best Your Mom Quotations

220 Your Mom quotes by 161 unique authors

Aren’t you a little old for your mom to be picking out your clothes for you? Really? Shopping at the Children’s Place at your age?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
My parents died a long time ago. And you know the sad thing? I still miss them every day. I spent my entire youth fighting… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Did you see a doctor? (Syn) Yeah. It’ll heal. (Cruel) Did your mom say anything? (Syn) Clean the blood out of the carpet before it… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Well your mom was right, in a way. What do you mean? He DID fall, right? So he wasn’t safe on the stool. Thanks, Annette.… — Jordan Sonnenblick
Meanwhile,” Simon added, “I wanted to tell you that lately I‘ve been cross-dressing. Also, I‘m sleeping with your mom. I thought you should know. — Cassandra Clare
What?” Simon looked alarmed. ”I‘m not really sleeping with your mom, you know. I was just trying to get your attention. Not that your mom… — Cassandra Clare
Well, you know, your mom gets like this sometimes," Simon said. "Like when she breathes in or out. — Cassandra Clare
She reached into her coat pocket and felt two things she hadn't expected.... One was a wad of cash... she brought out the money. Leo… — Rick Riordan
For all my love little monsters i am your mom you are my child in my hand i protect you like my eyes but dont… — Lady Gaga
Hi, Tad!' she said. 'Hi, Jeff! Hey, I'm not interrupting anything, am I?' 'Uh, no,' I said. 'We were just...I mean, Tad was...uh, nope.' 'So… — Jordan Sonnenblick
One thing," I said, when we had broken apart and the swirling feeling in my head subsided. "Maybe...don't tell your mom too much about this.… — Maureen Johnson
Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls." "I'm not talking about your mom,dork. — Heather Brewer
Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join. — Becca Fitzpatrick
I'm jealous of her. Can you be jealous of your mom for being able to handle things? I couldn't take a day off, take a… — Ned Vizzini
Your mom is my sunset, and you are my dawn. — Larissa Ione
Your mom is a rainbow goddess?" "You got a problem with that?" "No, no. Rainbows. Very macho. — Rick Riordan
I drive well! Says who your mom? No actually, she won't even get in the car with me. — Heather Brewer
I’m avampire. I havesecret powers ,” he said with a full-on fake Transylvanian accent, which he dropped to say, “Actually, your mom let me in. — Rachel Caine
You know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom every night for a dollar! — Tina Fey
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this? Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that… — Bill Watterson
You said your mom is the goddess of balance," I reminded him. "The minor gods deserve better, Ethan, but total destruction isn't balance. Kronos doesn't… — Rick Riordan
Bout time," she huffed, but her voice sounded thick and emotional too."I was at the hospital all day yesterday, but they wouldn't let me see… — Becca Fitzpatrick
It’s much easier not to know things sometimes. And to have french fries with your mom be enough. — Stephen Chbosky
You must be Pain in the Nick.” – Dev “Huh?” – Nick “Don’t wet your pets. Just a figure of speech. Your mom’s been talking… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
So say I’m your mom.' 'What?' I said. 'I’m your mom,' he repeated. 'Now tell me you want to quit modeling.' I could feel myself… — Sarah Dessen

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