Your Kid Quotes

81 Your Kid quotes by 71 unique authors

Shapeshifter parenting motto—if your kid slit somebody's throat, always have a backup plan to make the body disappear. — Ilona Andrews
I've come to the conclusion that it's all about fear- fear that your kid won't come out on top, be a success. Forcing him into… — Deb Caletti
One swing set, well worn but structurally sound, seeks new home. Make memories with your kid or kids so that someday he or she or… — John Green
There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most… — Tina Fey
All worthy work is open to interpretations the author did not intend. Art isn't your pet -- it's your kid. It grows up and talks… — Joss Whedon
I honestly think that kids should not exercise: they should keep fit through play. The most important age is zero to seven, both for the… — Magnus Scheving
Love your kid as much as you possibly can, and do what you need to do for your family because my situation and what I… — Drew Lachey
I tried piano, acting, and a bunch of things. My family let me do what I wanted to do; they made sure I had balance… — Summer Sanders
Any father can relate to feeling like a superhero when you put a Band-Aid on your kid. — Justin Hartley
I could have been a better mother. My children assure me it was fine. But when you are running to catch the train to go… — Sue Townsend
Why thrust your kid into that? You try to protect them from all the bad people out there. — John Aniston
I feel that there is a decision people make to either engage in a legitimately ridiculous process to get your kid into school, or choose… — John Hodgman
If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices, he'll make plenty when he gets to college. — Howard Gardner
Your kid might not have a father on earth that's there for them, but they do have one in heaven. — Sonya Parker
You want the best for your kid, but everybody's career is completely different in this industry. — Joely Fisher
Taylor Gang or let Casey Anthony babysit your kid. — Taylor Gang
Men if you love a women dont mess it up inplus if she is your babymoma take care of your kid dont be MAN WHORE.… — Unknown Author
You think you're big, cause you walk with a shotgun. I got news for you, your days are numbered son. Why don't you get yourself… — Heavy D
You know, I just wanna offer an explanation, sir, as to why you wound up on the side of state 20. It's not your fault,… — Due Date
You know, you made your bed and youve got to sleep in it, but if youre the head of a franchise you cant turn the… — Chris Evans
This morning I got a call, nearly split my wig. This social network said Nas go and get your kid. She's on Twitter, I know… — Unknown Author
Lost love is just like loseing a puppy cuz you love you puppy like its your kid and if you lose you kid or puppy… — Quincy
I've changed for the better. I'm much more selfless and humble and you're reminded about what life's really about. You love your kid so much… — Curtis Stone
Sometimes the only thing you can do is the wrong thing to make your kid look good. — Kevin Mccarty
I won't have sex with you because I don't want to have your kid at 16. — DaniAlla

Who Wrote These Your Kid Quotes

71 authors contributed a total of 81 Your Kid Quotes, led by these top contributors: