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• Unless your kid is Pele Jr., they're not going to be able to feed themselves from soccer. If your kid knows how… — Alton Brown
• Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they… — Chanakya
• Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police… — Fred Allen
• If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing… — Jack Handey
• If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play… — Unknown Author
• There are a lot of girls that will try to hook up with you, then try to have your kid because they… — Dustin Diamond
• We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again. — Rodney Dangerfield
• About 100 things that your kid will do that will surprise you and break your heart and it will be a combination… — Alan Thicke
• Wouldn't you rather your kid be a drug dealer than a drug addict? — John Waters
• If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, he should have an outfit for… — John Waters
• I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to… — Mike Tyson
• Why do I have to be an example for your kid? You be an example for your own kid. — Bob Gibson

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