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Your Child Quotes by Fran Lebowitz
- Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease…
- How do you know if your child is a writer? Your obstetrician holds his stethoscope to your abdomen and only hears excuses.
- Never allow your child to call you by your first name. He hasn't known you long enough.
- Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not…
- Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you…
- Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
- If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
More Your Child Quotes
- Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. — Joey Adams
- If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. — Bruce Barton
- I don't think you can have pain and soul-searching doing the right thing for your child. — Diane Abbott
- Being a caregiver for your child is part of the job description of being a mammal. — Mayim Bialik
- Never give up on your child. But also, you have to love your child. — Todd Bridges
- Don't assume your child is weak. If you, the parent, assume that they can't take anymore, what kind of signal are you… — Amy Chua
- I do believe that when your child does poorly on a test, your first step should not necessarily be to attack the… — Amy Chua
- It's like trying to describe what you feel when you're standing on the rim of the Grand Canyon or remembering your first… — Harrison Schmitt
- If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or you can inoculate....Try science. — Carl Sagan
- Every day I ask my husband, 'Is it possible to over kiss your child?' I literally think I kiss him 200 times… — Rachel Zoe
- Did any of you, parents, ever hear your child wake from sleep with some panic fear and shriek the mother's name through… — Alexander MacLaren
- Sometimes when your child talks, your friends cannot understand what he says; but the mother understands very well. So if our prayer… — Dwight L. Moody