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- Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.
- Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans.
- How do you know if your child is a writer? Your obstetrician holds his stethoscope to your abdomen and only hears excuses.
- I hate writing. I will do anything to avoid it. The only way I could write less was if I was dead.
- The only appropriate response to the question, 'Can I be frank?' is, 'Yes, if I can be Barbara.
- Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not…
- You're only as good as your last haircut.
- There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
- Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
- Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
- My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal…
- Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soy beans
- One [New York] eatery is a remodeled diner that looks like what Busby Berkeley would have done if only he hadn't had the money.
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