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Your Quotes by Fran Lebowitz
- The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's…
- As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
- You're only as good as your last haircut.
- Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you…
- Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
- I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
- If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
- Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
- If you're going to America, bring your own food.
- If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
- Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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