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Child Quotes by Fran Lebowitz
- Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease…
- How do you know if your child is a writer? Your obstetrician holds his stethoscope to your abdomen and only hears excuses.
- Never allow your child to call you by your first name. He hasn't known you long enough.
- Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not…
- Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you…
- Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
- I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
- If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
- I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is…
- Presently it appears that people are mainly concerned with being well rested. Those capable of uninterrupted sleep are much admired. Unconsciousness is in great demand.…
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