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• Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
• The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debating whether or not to go for the gusto, ask…
• Today is the first day of the rest of your short, brutish existence as a sentient creature before being snuffed out into…
• When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.
• If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.
• I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.
• How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?
• I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.

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