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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive? — Roseanne Barr
You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right. — Roseanne Barr
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. — Roseanne Barr
You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.' — Roseanne Barr
Meditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you do and to set a paradigm switch from effect to… — Roseanne Barr
Patriarchy is a bully notion, which if you will notice never attacks a nation that can defend itself. Zionism is patriarchal and sets Judaism on… — Roseanne Barr
Anyone with a show on T.V. will tell you it's backbreaking work. And if you have a big personality, which I have, and you're a… — Roseanne Barr
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. — Dave Barry
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. — Dave Barry
Great dad. Yeah, he would ask me for money on birthdays and, you know, inappropriate times. And I just wrote him off like, 'You're not… — Drew Barrymore
It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on… — Charles Baudelaire
I had the good fortune to be able to right an injustice that I thought was being heaped on young people by lowering the voting… — Birch Bayh
I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and… — Scott Adams
I always had a dissociative disorder. But I healed from it over the course of 14 years of big-time therapy. But, you know, I mean,… — Roseanne Barr
I had - after I sang the 'Star Spangled Banner' so badly, after my tragic singing accident, after that, you know, all my stuff kind… — Roseanne Barr
I know that I pay 48 percent of my income to taxes. You know, I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't going just to… — Roseanne Barr
I like to get people talking. I am a provocateur, and I do like getting on Twitter and riling people up. You know what, after… — Roseanne Barr
I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have… — Roseanne Barr
Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of males? I have asked my… — Roseanne Barr
'Winning' in Hollywood means not just power, money, and complimentary smoked-salmon pizza, but also that everyone around you fails just as you are peaking. — Roseanne Barr
You know when you first get rich, and you, like, just buy everything that you see? I did that for several years. And I have… — Roseanne Barr
In film, you are a totally different person than in the video. — Aaliyah
I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway. — Syd Barrett
Have you seen the roses? There's a whole lot of colours. — Syd Barrett
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. — Joey Adams

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