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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. — Joey Adams
Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough, You can have anything in life if you will sacrifice everything else for it. — James M. Barrie
Do you believe in fairies? Say quick that you believe. If you believe, clap your hands! — James M. Barrie
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. — Joey Adams
A safe but sometimes chilly way of recalling the past is to force open a crammed drawer. If you are searching for anything in particular… — James M. Barrie
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. — Dave Barry
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that… — Dave Barry
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. — Dave Barry
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. — Dave Barry
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. — Dave Barry
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. — Dave Barry
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently… — Dave Barry
Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators. — Dave Barry
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. — Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. — Dave Barry
To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life. — Dave Barry
Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent? — Dave Barry
Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt… — Dave Barry
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can… — Dave Barry
In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to… — Dave Barry
If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word. — Dave Barry
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find… — Dave Barry
In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid. — Dave Barry
Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find… — Dave Barry

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