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Ellen DeGeneres has 260 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I…
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to…
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted…
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Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4…
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That…
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should…
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut…
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a…
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I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer out there.
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Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's…
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Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They…
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I'm rockin' PJ's and no shirt. I smoke weed, eat yogurt
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I still battle with my deeply boring diet of, essentially, yogurt and breakfast cereal and granola bars. I hate dieting. I hate…
— Julianne Moore
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Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.
— Stephen Colbert
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Let's pass a bill to cover the moon with yogurt that will cost $5 trillion today. And then let's pass a bill…
— Paul Ryan
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I do the cooking at home. Where we eat no more than 100 grams of meat a day and have 'tons' of…
— Graham Kerr
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The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving…
— Calvin Trillin
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This is my breakfast: Two poached eggs, turkey bacon, and a half avocado. The yolks in a poached egg are alkalizing. Avocados…
— April Bowlby
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Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?
— Stephen Colbert
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I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware…
— Mitch Hedberg
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For me, having greek yogurt and some granola is the perfect start-up breakfast because it has many benefits. Its filling, healthy and…
— Shantel VanSanten
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Right now I'd love to be sitting on a Greek island somewhere because of being Greek American, eating great octopus salad and…
— Cat Cora
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