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Years Quotes by Milton Berle
- One teacher recently retired with a half-million dollars after 30 years of working hard, caring, dedicating herself and totally immensing herself in the problems of…
- My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
- At eighty-two, I feel like a twenty-year-old, but, unfortunately, there's never one around.
- Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in…
- I bought my son a bat for Christmas. On New Year's it flew away.
- In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be in December.
- My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums.…
- Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list
More Years Quotes
- I wanted to get back to my style of 20 years ago after a long period of exploring horror and fantasy themes. — Dario Argento
- Tourism is a crucial industry that could employ millions of Filipinos, skilled and unskilled alike, cross those 7,107 islands of the Philippines.… — Benigno Aquino III
- Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or… — Richard Armour
- I've been playing rock and roll since I was 16 years old, and now I have a 16-year-old. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I think when you're 10 years old, it's too much to see something with the threat of death in every episode. Kids… — J. J. Abrams
- The first person to promulgate the Golden Rule, which was the bedrock of this empathic spirituality, was Confucius 500 years before Christ. — Karen Armstrong
- Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside… — Lance Armstrong
- I joined the swim team when I was 12, and I was the worst kid in the pool - I was put… — Lance Armstrong
- It's tough to be a 15- or 16-year-old athlete competing around the country. There's tension, there's media. I had no idea what… — Lance Armstrong
- Obviously, I come from one background, and the people that design fitness equipment have been doing it for years and years, and… — Lance Armstrong
- Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next… — Neil Armstrong
- I learned a lot in those first years in Miami, while struggling just for survival, by observing my father's fortitude. — Desi Arnaz