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• Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink…
• I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George Bush says…
• I hate when your friends quit drinking on you, don't you? It's sad. I've lost more friends to AA than Liberace did…
• Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met
• Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.
• Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves…
• There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.
• I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.
• If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
• There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
• Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his…
• If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

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