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Witty Quotes by Yogi Berra
- Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
- I never said most of the things I said.
- If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
- The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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