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Best Witty Quotes by Mae West
- You are never too old to become younger!
- I'm single because I was born that way.
- I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.
- I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress?
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.
- Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.
- Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
- Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
- I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
- It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.
- You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.
- No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.
- I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find…
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- O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
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- Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. — Richard Bach
- If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. — Tallulah Bankhead