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Why Quotes by Milton Berle
- The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
- Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
- Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
- Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.
- I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!
- I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!
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- I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. — Margaret Atwood