Weird Quotes

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It's easy to like someone from a distance. But when she stopped being this amazing unattainable thing or whatever, and started being, like, just a… — John Green
She looked at her shelves, filled with books in which the bad stuff that happened to people was caused by things like witches who lured… — Anne Ursu
Fear is a ... it's a weird thing, when you think about it. People are only afraid of other things, they're never afraid of themselves. — Dan Wells
Flakes of white fall thru the trees and onto the road, catching on our clothes and hair. It's a silent fall and it's weird how… — Patrick Ness
When you donâ€™t have many friends and you donâ€™t have a social life youâ€™re kind of left looking at things, not doing things. Thereâ€™s a… — Tim Burton
We assume that all statements must be mild inversions of the truth, because it's too weird to imagine people who aren't casually lying, pretty much… — Chuck Klosterman
Something feels weird," he told Laura. That wasn't the first thing he said to her. The first thing was "I love you," because it's a… — Neil Gaiman
How's it going down there?" "It's weird. They're too polite, they talk funny, and stuff has too much shine on it. But the coffee's worse… — Nora Roberts
But Roarke doesn't feel weird about it. He's full of it, the love, I mean. And when he loves me, things that never worked in… — Nora Roberts
Gordie: Do you think I'm weird? Chris: Definitely. Gordie: No man, seriously. Am I weird? Chris: Yeah, but so what? Everybody's weird — Stephen King
Weird love's better than no love at all. — Stephen King
It's weird, how much he's noticed me... And apparently, I have not been as oblivious to him as I imagined, either. — Suzanne Collins
You call that evening the odds? You demolished them." Demolished. He liked that. "I left you one." "I noticed." "I promised to share," he told… — Ilona Andrews
I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours. — Lewis Carroll
I'm weird. Everyone says so. — Jodi Picoult
Intimacy is the capacity to be rather weird with someone - and finding that that's ok with them. — Alain de Botton
YOU are using a frisbee as a plate." "Uh, what? I'm not using a--oh hang on, this is a frisbee. Weird." Victor glared at me.… — Jenny Lawson
But you're like me,â€ he says. â€œAn outsider. Different. A freak. We're both weird, which is why we get along. — Darren Shan
I can finally see that all the terrible parts of my life, the embarrassing parts, the incidents I wanted to pretend never happened, and the… — Jenny Lawson
It sounded weird to hear you talk so much; normally you only said a few words at a time. I'd never imagined that you'd have… — Lucy Christopher

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