Weird Quotes

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Thatâ€™s right, Sadie. For our first real date, I picked up Zia in a boat pulled by a deranged griffin. So what? Like your dates… — Rick Riordan
Is it crazy right now to say I love you?â€ She didnâ€™t even pause. â€œGiven that I just stabbed you? Seems a little weird, yeah. — Rachel Caine
We read the weird tales in newspapers to crowd out the even weirder stuff inside us. — Alain de Botton
A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird. — Tim Dorsey
Meg! I love you! I want to marry you!" "That's weird," she said without stopping. "Only six weeks ago, you were telling me all about… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
That sounds weird: "kill yourself." It makes it sound like you tried to murder someone, only that someone is you. — Michael Thomas Ford
Who's to say what's better or worse anyway? Who's to even say what's normal or average? We're all different people and we're allowed to be… — Ellen DeGeneres
It's probably weird to think about an addiction like it's a sentient being, but that's how it feels. Like it's something living inside you. Something… — Ellen Hopkins
Excuse me?" Jess asked in disbelief. "This is Frozen Zarek I'm talking to, right? Not some weird pod person?" He shook his head at Jess's… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I just want my name back so my life can go back to chaotic and weird instead of chaotic and desperate. — Kim Harrison
We''re all misfits here,â€ he says, almost proudly. â€œThat's why I started this squat, after all. Â For people like us, who don't fit in anywhere… — Terri Windling
It is terrifying,â€ said Adrian. â€œAnd weird, for lack of a better word. And part of you knowsâ€¦ well, part of you knows somethingâ€™s not… — Richelle Mead
And then we were kissing.....The space around us evaporated, and for a weird moment I rally like my body; this cancer-ruined thing I'd spent years… — John Green
Like I said, some people think itâ€™s weird that my best friend is a girl. Sometimes I think itâ€™s weird, too. Mostly people assume that… — Michael Thomas Ford
Its so weird how connecting with someone in a different setting can bring out this whole other side of them. Like how certain places inspire… — Susane Colasanti
I waved my hand in front of my face, obi-wan style. "I am not here." Niall's mucas glands kicked into overdrive. "Eoin's dead! And his… — Eoin Colfer
So we know she's safe and taken care of?" Daniel asked, and she nodded. "Good. Then why don't we do something that you want to… — Amanda Hocking
You've done what?" "I know," he said. "You're impressed. You send me out for bread and I come back with a boy. Well, not literally.… — Derek Landy
It's weird to feel like you miss someone you're not even sure you know. — David Foster Wallace
Leo got up and brushed himself off. "I hate that guy". He offered Jason his arm like they should go skipping together."I`m Dylan. I`m so… — Rick Riordan

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