Weird Quotes

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Cal â€™s eyes reflected a weird combination of frenzy and fear as he twisted toward his father. â€œMy God! Sheâ€™s on her way to becoming… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
The past is weird. I mean, does it really exist ? It feels like it exists, but where is it ? And if it did… — Ruth Ozeki
I just hope I don't become so blissful I become boring. I think I'll always be neurotic enough to do something weird. — Kurt Cobain
That sounds so weird: "kill yourself." It makes it sound like you tried to murder someone, only that someone is you. But killing someone is… — Michael Thomas Ford
Why are you so weird?" "Because my weird has to be able to cancel out your weird, Lady Cross-stitch." "At least what I do is… — Alexandra Bracken
You have this ability to find beauty in weird places. — Kamila Shamsie
There's a whole category of people who miss out by not allowing themselves to be weird enough. — Alain de Botton
It always surprised Valkyrie whenever she realized just how close the weird and the wonderful, and the fierce and the frightening, lived to the rest… — Derek Landy
Freak is easily spooked. Flesh-eating monsters tend to scare him away. So do fireworks, clowns, and the smell of Sadie's weird British Ribena drink. (Can't… — Rick Riordan
It was such a weird thing how a breakup stretched much wider than you expected. You didn't just lose a person, but their entire world… — Sarah Dessen
Bast crouched down and began making weird chittering noises. Uh-oh. She was imitating birds. I'd seen enough cats do this when they were stalking. Suddenly… — Rick Riordan
Again, it occurred to me how weird it was to be permanent in a place that to everyone else was only temporary. Like I could… — Sarah Dessen
How weird that must be, to stay the same as everyone else changes. — Sarah Dessen
This is new to us, you know? Your mother's sorry. She's sorry that she hurt your feelings, and she wants you to invite your girlfriend… — Rainbow Rowell
Okay, Iâ€™ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasnâ€™t really created to find things out for you.â€ â€œReally? Thatâ€™s weird. — Darynda Jones
Jamie : "I didn't want anybody to be weird around me.". Landon : "Including me?". Jamie : "Especially you! You know, I was getting along… — Nicholas Sparks
People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. — Dr. Seuss
Then I saw Juli. She was two tables away from me, facing my direction. Only she wasn't looking at me. She was looking at Jon,… — Wendelin Van Draanen
Oh, by the wayâ€¦â€ Jason glanced at Percy. â€œI resigned my office, gave Frank a field promotion to praetor. Unless you want to contest that… — Rick Riordan
If someone ever says youâ€™re weird, say thank you. — Ellen DeGeneres

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