"If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank…" — Ellen DeGeneres
"If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you."
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247 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But…
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which…
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters,…
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Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in…
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop…
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your…
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you…
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known…
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I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer…
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Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me…
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Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
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More Ever Says Quotes
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Never pay the slightest attention to what a company president ever says about his stock.
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I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. By the way, I'm not saying don't get…
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Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey…
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Trees have feelings too, and no one ever says 'hi' to them. Next time you're outside and see a tree,…
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Nobody ever says to men, how can you be a Congressman and a father.
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Never be afraid to do what's right. If no one ever says anything, nothing ever changes.
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When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it's always "a big breakthrough" or a "radical departure."…
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Everyone wants to get better. You go through life, you want to shift and change and get better. No one…
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A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame…
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No CEO ever says, 'Damnit, we need to increase research!' I want to encourage them to do that.
— Nathan Myhrvold
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Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?
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The Word 'Repulse': I hate this word. I believe 'repel' is a perfectly good word, and 'repulsion' is the noun,…
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