Weird Quotes
2043 quotes by 1337 authors
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I have this weird sort of Gemini thing where I can really be empathetic and a loving person. But if you piss me off, I…
— Bill Burr
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This neo-minimalism super cold stuff is weird to me. I need a place where I can come home and take my shoes off.
— Frank Gehry
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Compatibility is weird. Love is confusing. Love is one wild beast.
— Charlyne Yi
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The concept of even having fans is still kind of weird to me. I really just feel like a filmmaker that is only just finding…
— Neill Blomkamp
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I grew up on Stephen King, reading the books. I love the small town, 1950s feel to it, that nostalgia, and that old America. What…
— Unknown Author
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I had it in my contract with CBS, a very weird clause that was never written before and certainly not since, that if I wanted…
— Carol Burnett
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We went to a very small high school. It was, like, in a wooded house; it was a weird school. I hung out with a…
— Chelsea Peretti
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I was always the freaky Asian girl who drew these weird-looking Barbie dolls in class.
— Yaya Han
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Be the weirdest little weird in all Weird Town.
— Grace Helbig
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I am essentially a middle-aged woman who likes making up weird snack combinations and galloping.
— Miranda Hart
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Does anything show the complexity of the miraculous brain more than that weird curiosity, the sleep-protection dream?
— Dick Cavett
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I think that something needs to be weird in order to have a real beauty.
— Carine Roitfeld
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Obama is the new kid with the weird name who people just sense is a little classier than his surroundings. He moved from a private…
— Adam McKay
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Markets do very weird things because it reacts to how people behave, and sometimes people are a little screwy.
— Alan Greenspan
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Democrats are people who raise your taxes and spend your money on weird stuff. They steal your guns, and they spit on your faith. And…
— Grover Norquist
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As an educator, I try to get people to be fundamentally curious and to question ideas that they might have or that are shared by…
— Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Life is weird, great and dangerous.
— Henry Rollins
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My parents got divorced when I was 2, so I have this weird thing where I have 8 brothers and sisters, but I am also…
— Kurt Braunohler
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It is not weird for a dad to be doing the dishes, the laundry, and taking the kids to school, and read them stories for…
— Unknown Author
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I kind of rode this weird line between athlete and artist. It was a little different because most of the athletes were total jocks, and…
— Terry Crews
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