Weird Quotes

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It was the building from the drawing in my brain. And if you donâ€™t think thatâ€™s a weird sentence, maybe you should reread it. — James Patterson
She dug in her backpack, found her cell phone, and checked for coverage. It was kind of lame in Morganville, truthfully, out in the middle… — Rachel Caine
A girlâ€™s got to use what sheâ€™s given and Iâ€™m not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney video does. So I… — Lady Gaga
For me the world is weird because it is stupendous, awesome, mysterious, unfathomable; my interest has been to convince you that you must assume responsibility… — Carlos Castaneda
The logic of worldly success rests on a fallacy: the strange error that our perfection depends on the thoughts and opinions and applause of other… — Thomas Merton
A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date. We add to it every now and… — Adam Selzer
Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever" "Actually," Simon said, raising his hand,"I can". Jace made a weird noise and I realized he… — Cassandra Clare
A geek is like a dork. Someone whoâ€™s on the fringe, who you wouldnâ€™t want to hang out with. A nerd is someone too weird… — Susane Colasanti
Birds are flyin' south for winter. Here's the Weird-Bird headin' north, Wings a-flappin', beak a-chatterin', Cold head bobbin' back 'n' forth. He says, "It's not… — Shel Silverstein
It was a weird sensation. Like getting caught eavesdropping, or lying, or sitting on the toilet and having the bathroom walls suddenly drop away. — Janet Evanovich
I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a… — Noel Fielding
I sensed him leaning forward. It's weird to feel someone's attention on you that way, like you're the only thing in the world they're listening… — Lilith Saintcrow
Izzy," said Jace, as they neared the pond, and she jumped up and spun around. Her smile was dazzling. "Jace!" She flew at him and… — Cassandra Clare
He was in blue jeans and a work shirt, which is another weird quirk of Rich Old Men. Just one of the guys here. Blue… — Warren Ellis
Girls are weird, and I don't mean that offensively. I just can't put it any other way. — Stephen Chbosky
Which is weird. But not the craziest thing I can think of Rose doing.Êº I appreciated the support. — Richelle Mead
Ryan stared at me as I pulled my phone out to see who was calling at this late hour. â€œYou have the Fraggle Rock theme… — Diana Rowland
I need to talk to you. I had a weird dream." "Let me guess. You got tied up by lady ninjas. With big hooters." "Uh,… — Holly Black
And I don't think I want to meet this super-reaper." Nash stuffed his hands in his front pockets. "The garden variety's weird enough. — Rachel Vincent
Was it frisson when you saw a guy smile and it made your heart act all weird? — Meg Cabot

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